jdhmnovel Chapter 167 Dubai Section 17: Very Good, Very Good
Chapter 167 Dubai Section 17: Very Good, Very Good
167 Dubai Chapter 17: Excellent, Excellent
"Welcome our charming and lovely flowers!"
"Thanks!!"
Xia Yu: ヾ(′〇｀)????.
The live stream chat was so fast that it lagged.
Barrage:
(Ahhhhhh, my little flower baby is so sweet!!)
(This look is so beautiful! It's so meticulously crafted. It seems like the budget was really well spent. Kudos to the production team!!)
Farmer's Three Punches Hurt a Little: (????) Where is this building? Please tell me, I want to go there and bump into it. To be honest, I have a natural talent for being a fanboy/fangirl!!
College student staying at home: ??( ? )?? Are you serious, bro upstairs? I also think I have the makings of a fan site bro. I think we could form a group.
A little bit of artistic thought: Look, what did I find?!
It was Old Shang's worthless look!
( ˙?˙ )???.
When Shang Xu turned his head and saw Xia Yu, his gaze was completely fixed on her.
"Did Hua Hua reveal any new identity to us today?"
Sister Lele's eyes crinkled into crescents, and she was probably grinning from ear to ear behind her mask.
"Hello, Sister Lele."
Xia Yu smiled sweetly and nodded.
"My name is Xia Moyu."
“From a mysterious, reclusive family in the local area.”
A smile flowed from her bright eyes.
Barrage:
Tang Sanzang used Pantene to wash his hair: This humble monk heard it with both ears! Looks like this episode's story is a bit interesting!!
Farmer's Three Punches Hurt a Little: Hua Hua really cares about us, giving us spoilers! We love Hua Hua so much!!
Scammed out of 250 million by Xiaomei: This episode's story is quite interesting!! The production team put a lot of effort into it; although the prank segment was poorly conceived, the script and makeup were really well done!!
Xia Yu had barely finished speaking.
From that end came Shang Xu's excited voice:
"Excellent! Excellent!!"
As everyone wondered what was going on, he strode over.
Barrage:
(What are you doing!?)
(I was so startled! I was so excited I thought this kid was going to go crazy and force a kiss on Hua Hua!!)
(Who's spreading rumors? Count me in!)
The water gun filled with urine sprayed everyone screamed: Don't be surprised, these two standing together, the apocalyptic couple vibe is off the charts.
Farmer Three Punches Hurts a Little: Raise your hand, I know the answer to this question. Take a screenshot, add a filter, and post it online with the title "Instagram-worthy Couple Profile Picture".
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Xia Yu met his gaze, and she quickly assessed Shang Xu's makeup and styling.
(Hua Hua's inner monologue: Yoho (???.???)??)
I never expected him to be such a respectable person.
But after all this tidying up today, it's quite a sight to behold!
Shang Xu paused, then pondered for a few seconds.
(OS: Oh, so that's how you think of me??)
(Take this as a compliment; you have excellent taste!)
"What's wrong??"
She wondered why Shang Xu had rushed up to her.
"I think it's great."
“My family is the oldest and most historically significant family in the region.”
"There's no other like it."
He also emphasized that.
Barrage:
When someone fills a water gun with urine and sprays it, they yell: "Look at you, you stinky fart! Get out of here!" (`Δ')／
A little bit of Yisi: I can't take it anymore, I really can't take it anymore, I miss you, I miss you, I miss you so much I'm going crazy~
The farmer's three punches hurt a little: Calling you, the beauty will stay in your arms~
Shen Yujing: I hate you, I hate you, I hate you so much my heart bleeds!
Tang Sanzang uses Pantene to wash his hair: Huh? ? Why are you having a concert?
Li Shao, a prominent figure in Beijing's elite circles: Good heavens, a real one has infiltrated!
(A confused newbie to Shangxu but who can post comments).
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"so?"
Xia Yu looked puzzled.
"Don't you think our family backgrounds are perfect for an arranged marriage like in a novel?"
Shang Xu's eyes were wise.
"Wow, you're quite the businessman."
Sister Lele gave a thumbs up.
"Old Shang, you're too good for me."
Before I saw the person, I heard his voice first.
Everyone turned their gaze toward the sand dune where the guests had appeared.
A blurry but clearly tall figure gradually became clearer.
Xu Jianian's hair was disheveled, and her face was covered in smudged makeup.
A worn-out leather trench coat paired with a tight-fitting vest, and straight tactical pants tucked into mud- and blood-stained military boots.
A dagger with an openwork scabbard hung at his waist, its cold light gleaming in the sunlight.
"Hello!!"
"I am Xu Jiannian, and I come from…".
"Oh my god!!"
Xu Jianian was all smiles one second, but the next moment her foot slipped and she fell hard into the sandpit.
A message appeared on the screen: "May the deceased rest in peace."
Xia Yushangxu was taken aback.
This is very much in line with Xu Jianian's style.
Judging from the host's professionalism, Sister Lele rushed forward immediately.
"Jianian, are you alright?"
She helped Xu Jianian, whose face was covered in sand, to her feet.
"How embarrassing."
Xu Jianian felt ashamed.
"I am fine."
The caption in the live chat read: "Not 'passed away'."
Netizen: The staff are snatching bamboo shoots!
"Thank you, Sister Lele."
He tried to brush the sand off his face, but found it very sticky.
"Let's wash it with water."
Shang Xu handed a bottle of water to Xu Jianian.
"Thanks brother."
Xu Jianian turned around and poured water to wash her face.
Hey.
Xia Yu nudged Shang Xu and gave him a wink.
There was Xiao Liu squatting there, holding up a whiteboard with both hands and waving it around.
Board content: Sponsorship, sponsorship, sponsorship.
"Ow."
Shang Xu pulled Xu Jianian over.
The last bit of water was taken away.
Xu Jianian was dumbfounded.
"Chili Brand Qinyuan Mineral Water"
"A sip of Qinyuan, an encounter with the pure and natural flavor of nature."
The phrase "Shang Xu Guang Zi Yu" is easy to pronounce and remember.
"Is this water tasty?"
He asked Xu Jianian.
What's good to drink?
Xu Jianian hadn't reacted yet.
"tasty?"
Xia Yu secretly pinched him.
"It smells like sand, doesn't it...?"
Because he didn't understand what was happening, he spoke hesitantly.
Xia Yu and Shang Xu facepalmed: Hopeless...
He sensed something was wrong from their expressions.
"It's delicious! It has to be delicious!"
"Trust me, everyone, it's delicious!"
What's wrong with water? It can't taste good or bad.
Barrage:
Farmer's Three Punches Hurt a Little: (?ˉ??ˉ??) Chili Brand, our biggest mysterious sponsor in the dating reality show!! Currently, their interests include mobile phones and bottled water.
A little bit of artistic thought: (? ? ?? ) I'm dying of laughter, so much survival instinct.
Introverted elementary school student: ╭(°A°`)╮ I would believe it if anyone said that, but it's Xu Dawan who said it, so I don't think it's credible at all.
Jiang Shuyi: |д?′)!! Mu Qing is here!!
"Hey everyone!"
Mu Qing's voice is not only heavenly when she sings.
She has a particularly beautiful voice in private; you can tell at a glance that she's the kind of person who sings exceptionally well.
"Welcome to our baby Muqing!"
Sister Lele beamed with joy.
"Sister Mu Qing!!"
Xia Yu rushed over.
The clear sound of bells echoed in my ears.
Wow, flowers!
"You're so beautiful!"
Mu Qing patted Xia Yu's fluffy fox ears on the head with envy.
Xia Yu subconsciously rubbed her hand against her palm.
Barrage:
(Oh no, I've found a whole new ship!!)
(Why do netizens ship everything? Double swordsmanship is one thing, but now… aren't they afraid of getting diarrhea?)
(So what if the weather clears up after the fishing trip? What's wrong? What's wrong?)
(Awesome, they even came up with a couple name in a second!!)