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Chapter 159 Dubai Episode 09: Bringing 120 dolphins

Fortunately, the chainsaw I brought was small and easy to operate.

Xu Jianian's eyes were tightly closed, and her whole body was trembling.

"It's alright, Jianian, don't be afraid."

"Don't be afraid, nothing will happen."

Mu Qing's gentle voice rang in his ear.

He swallowed nervously, but after gritting his teeth, he wasn't so timid anymore.

Xia Yu stood to the side, tilting her head slightly, watching how Shang Xu would handle things.

Li Yan and Duan Xiaotang stared wide-eyed, afraid that something might happen if they weren't paying attention.

The chainsaw started clicking away.

The saw made a sharp, piercing noise the moment it rubbed against the chair leg.

As time passed, the chainsaw slowly moved closer and closer.

Just as the saw was about to reach the end, Xu Jianian suddenly opened her eyes and retreated backward in strong resistance.

"Aaaaaah..."

He shouted and bumped into Xia Yu, who had moved behind him.

"Huahua, I think going to the hospital is more reliable."

"Don't move, I can get you out in five or six minutes."

As Shang Xu spoke, he reached out and pulled the person back.

"Hey, hey, hey...don't touch me!"

Xu Jianian's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets when he saw the chainsaw so close.

"Hey, let's trust Lao Shang this once."

"The bag is definitely the right one!"

Xia Yu placed her hands on Xu Jianian's shoulders.

"But I only have one life!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the sound of the chainsaw rang out again like a ghost.

Xu Jianian closed her eyes in fear.

Those short half-minute moments felt like an eternity.

Wow, it really sawed it open!

Duan Xiaotang clasped her hands together.

Upon closer inspection, Li Yan realized that the gears on the saw were just a hair's breadth away from touching Xu Jianian's fair neck.

When Xu Jianian opened her eyes, Shang Xu had already pulled out the chainsaw.

"That scared me to death..."

A false alarm.

"You truly live up to your reputation, Lao Shang."

"continue!"

Xu Jianian completely let down her guard and even urged him on.

"No."

"I think you should go to the hospital and find a specialist; that's more reliable."

Shang Xu put down the chainsaw, adopting a posture of wanting to help but being powerless.

"To kill someone is to destroy their spirit."

Xia Yu complained.

"..."

Xu Jianian was speechless.

This Shang Xu is strangely vengeful; otherwise, how could he dare to blow up two famous directors?

"Shang Xu, please help Jianian."

Mu Qing pleaded for mercy.

"It's okay, let's go to the hospital."

"Humph!"

Xu Jianian gave a haughty sigh and turned to leave.

After walking a few steps, he wondered why it was so quiet behind him.

Only Mu Qing stayed close by, never leaving his side.

Xu Jianian's inner monologue: Waaaaaah, Sister Mu Qing is so kind!!

"Why did you stop, Jia Nian?"

Mu Qing paused.

"Cough cough!"

Xu Jianian cleared his throat.

"Um, I'm really leaving now!!"

"Yeah, let's go!"

Xia Yu nodded and turned to continue buying kebabs.

"Be careful on the road, call Director Ma if anything happens!"

Shang Xu waved goodbye.

Xu Jianian: ……

Speechless for a long time.

"The funding hasn't been approved yet, has it?"

"Where did you get so much money?"

Seeing the two of them feasting and drinking with Duan Xiaotang, Li Yan couldn't help but feel puzzled.

Xia Yu handed Duan Xiaotang a cup of Persian yogurt.

Duan Xiaotang handed it to Li Yan.

"Try it, it tastes very refreshing."

"Why wait for the director to provide funding? It's not unreasonable to bring some of it yourself, is it?"

Xia Yu ate with great relish.

The yogurt here is a bit more sour than regular yogurt.

However, adding ice water alleviates the acidity and brings a refreshing feeling to cool you down.

"How much did you bring?"

Li Yan was curious.

"120."

"120 yuan?"

"120 is not good."

"Oh, that's fine."

Barrage:

(Huh?? Wasn't it said to bring a little bit?)

((*′I`*) Is this okay?? As expected, we don't understand the world of the rich. This world is a giant novel, and I'm just a lowly NPC. I need to start over!)

(Upstairs, don't be so pessimistic. The birth rate is low now. If you were to start over, you could only be reborn in an Indian country. Do you want to wipe your poop with your hands? Do you want to eat, drink, and relieve yourself on their "Assam" River every day?)

(Oh my god, the lady upstairs, you know what I mean!)

"It's just a 120W charger."

Xia Yu had just finished speaking.

Viewers in the live stream shared the same expression of vomiting blood as Li Yan.

Duan Xiaotang laughed heartily from the side.

"Such a large wattage, be careful not to get an electric shock."

Shang Xu joked.

"Great!"

Seeing the four of them laughing and joking, Xu Jianian was utterly astonished.

"No, I'm really leaving now!?"

Mu Qing saw him turn back and take a few steps.

"Ok?"

"Didn't you leave a long time ago?"

Xia Yu looked puzzled.

"Couldn't you get a taxi?"

Li Yan asked.

"Yeah!"

Xu Jianian went down the steps.

"You can hit it."

Mu Qing chased after her and brought her back.

The small town in Iran is a tourist attraction.

"I'll go back and drive you there."

Shang Xu saw that he was quite capable; the chair had been stuck in his head for so long, yet he was still full of energy.

"Are you going back to get yourself killed?"

Xia Yu asked.

The car has stopped at the recording location.

"I have a driver's license, and I also have an international driver's license."

Mu Qing felt that her driver's license was finally coming in handy.

"Then I really left?"

Xu Jianian said this, but her expression revealed her reluctance.

"Hmm."

All four nodded in unison.

Xu Jianian and Mu Qing had just reached the corner when he suddenly stopped.

"what happened?"

As soon as Mu Qing finished asking the question, Xu Jianian ran back in a flash.

Passing tourists were amazed to see someone running with a chair balanced on their head.

"It's incredible!"

"Aaaaaaahhhhhh..."

"Old Shang, please help me!"

Xu Jianian screamed and tore at the Shangxu.

Shang Xu almost dropped the kebab in his hand.

Quotient order: (′△｀)?.

Xu Jianian simply took the opportunity to eat the skewers.

"good to eat!"

"tasty!"

His eyes sparkled.

Xia Yu: ???(????? ??)?л??a?a?

Shang Xu: No, not at all.

"Excuse me, it smells too good."

"Old Shang, since we've been talking about being a couple, you shouldn't hold it against me, right?"

Barrage:

(_(:3 ⌒?)_Wow, one of the main characters actually knows about the "Double Swords Combined" pairing! Ahhhhhh, may we have "Double Swords Combined" on the table today??)

((?o?o) No, because it's true that it's not too late to fish!!)

(I'm the only one thinking, can I have a bite of that grilled meat skewer? The child is really hungry!)

It would have been better if Xu Jianian hadn't mentioned it.

The mere mention of it triggered a fierce confrontation from Shang Xu.

"If you hit me, you can't just not help me, okay?"

"..."

half an hour.

The chainsaw cut off the fourth chair leg, and Xu Jianian regained his freedom.

"This technology is impressive. If there's even the slightest mistake, Xu Jianian will really become Xu Jianian."

Shang Xu had just smiled back at Xia Yu a second ago.

The next second, she looked at Xu Jianian as if she were looking at someone in debt.

"All right."

"Go return the chainsaw yourself."

Shang Xu pointed to a wood carving shop.

"Oh my, I love it so much, Lao Shang!"

Xu Jianian excitedly hugged Shang Xu tightly.

"Wow."

Those present and netizens alike gasped in surprise.