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Chapter 151 Dubai Chapter 01: So Arrogant Even Without Surveillance

Gravitational field Dubai station explosion

The location of the second stop of the international edition of "Gravity Field of Love" has been generating a lot of buzz since it was announced.

8 PM, Dubai Airport.

Director Ma recalled that when he first arrived in Bangkok, he was greeted by a huge crowd of fans.

And a careless fan stepped on his favorite slippers and knocked them off.

This time, learning from his previous experience, he hired an entire bodyguard team to protect him in advance.

"drop…."

The moment the elevator doors opened, Director Ma was already prepared to be the center of attention.

"Well, there's nothing we can do about it, it's just that popular."

His head, as big as Li Yan's, was wearing a pair of large sunglasses.

He was afraid that the "click-click" lights of the camera would blind his intelligent eyes, which could recognize pigs and dogs and see the sun rise in the east and set in the west.

That would be a great loss to the entertainment industry over the past century.

"Hello, viewers and fans..."

Director Ma started the show with a loud voice, but when he saw only a few people in the airport, he couldn't help but feel puzzled.

Director Ma: ? ? ?

Passersby from various countries, pushing suitcases, glanced at him with the kind of pity one might have for someone with a mental disability.

Director Ma: \(`Δ')／

"No, where are my enthusiastic, incredibly cute little fans!?"

He pushed his sunglasses up.

The tidy airport was only frequented by hurried passersby.

Even his highly paid, tall, and imposing bodyguard team with eighteen-pack abs was nowhere to be found.

"Wait, what's going on here??"

Director Ma immediately sensed something was wrong.

He quickly took out his phone to see what was going on.

I probably drank too much liquor last night; I'm still dreaming about it.

"Hey, Shang Lai, what's up?"

Lowe's tone was light and cheerful on the other end of the phone.

"Something seems off about this airport. It's small, to say the least, but where are my incredibly cute fans and handsome bodyguards??"

Who would have thought that the day before yesterday, he almost wore out his slippers by scratching them with his toes in order to meticulously plan this unforgettable entrance?

"Shang Lai, have you forgotten?"

"Last night we were drinking and we were saying whoever got drunk first in Dubai would have the most say in the recording. You lost!"

Lowe sat in the van, enjoying the cool air conditioning.

A sip of beer, and it feels amazing!

"Yeah, I lost, but what does that have to do with it?"

As soon as the question was asked, Director Ma already sensed something.

"You cunning old scoundrel, you switched my plane ticket!?"

Director Ma's tone was excited.

Passersby kept casting him pity-like glances, as if he were a fool.

"Pfft!"

Love laughed.

His smug look could infuriate Director Ma for nine hundred days.

"Yes, Shang Lai, it's time for you to transform a little. There are staff members waiting for you outside the airport. Go and meet them. We'll be waiting for you in the Iranian town!"

Love hung up the phone.

"Bald Luo, here's ten thousand alpacas for you!"

Director Ma was so angry that he stomped his feet and couldn't stop.

The airport security personnel were so frightened that they thought he was having a seizure and quickly carried him outside the airport.

"I'm fine, I'm fine!"

"Very good!"

Director Ma was startled.

"Director, hello there! I've heard so much about you!"

The staff members were wearing baseball caps and white face masks.

Her high ponytail was permed into waves, and her voice was beautiful, exuding the youthful charm of first love.

The voice sounds familiar.

"Ok?"

When will our team be recruiting new members?

He was puzzled.

A mini drone, which is broadcasting live, hovers overhead.

The fans in the live stream recognized the girl immediately.

Barrage:

(Wife's here, everyone get out of the way!)

(Even if my beautiful wife Yu Bao were reduced to ashes, I would still recognize her!)

(Wife, if I call your name, will you dare to answer? By the way, where did your bodyguard, Shang, go??)

"Guide, this is the mode of transportation that Guide Luo has carefully selected for you. Please take this bicycle that Guide Luo found for you at the Gutt Cans Market to the Iranian town!"

Barrage:

(I searched it up, and the "Gute Can Premium Trading Market" that Yubao mentioned is actually a secondhand flea market, hahaha!)

Director Ma was stunned when he saw the bicycle Xia Yu handed him.

"No way, is Lovett even human?!"

A flock of crows flew overhead.

"It takes an hour and a half to cycle there, Love is inhuman!"

He navigated the route from here to his destination, the Iranian town.

My heart, which had been hanging in suspense, finally gave way.

"Director Ma, please don't waste any more time. Have you forgotten the surprise you received when you were late at the university last time?"

Xia Yu was lucky to be wearing a mask, otherwise her laughing expression would have been exposed to the public.

Director Ma: ...

"Young lady, you really know how to bring up the wrong thing."

Director Ma was at a loss; he had also seen the comments in the live stream.

He needs to be able to afford to play the game.

"I'm a big director, and I keep my word!"

He sighed and got on his bicycle.

With nowhere to put his phone for navigation, he shamelessly asked Xia Yu to borrow a rubber band to tie it to.

"I feel like I've seen you somewhere before..."

Before leaving, he couldn't help but mutter something to himself.

"Bye-Bye!"

Xia Yu: ヾ(￣▽￣)Bye~.

"Well, see you later."

Director Ma had only ridden less than 100 meters when he stopped to try and memorize the navigation, since he couldn't quite understand some of the voice prompts.

Just as I picked up my phone, a dark figure rushed over and snatched it away.

"Oh my god!"

Director Ma's eyes widened.

The bent back finally broke.

Barrage:

(How dare they bully an old person! Their ancestral graves are emitting auspicious smoke today; they're going to be famous and make the global news soon!)

"So stupid!"

"wait me back!"

Xia Yu bypassed Director Ma to chase after the thief.

"She is... Xia Yu??"

Director Ma noticed the silver bell hanging on the girl's wrist, but only then did he realize what it was.

Barrage:

(I'm so stupid, it took me forever to recognize it!)

(Where's the bodyguard?? Sister Yu, watch out!)

(Poor Director Ma, everyone should care for the elderly, understand?? Director Ma, I have some pickled cabbage that I've been saving in the toilet for foot baths, I'll send you some!)

"What are people saying in this comment?"

"Listen to me, thank you!"

...

...

Xia Yu chased the man into a dead end and kicked him to the ground.

The thief clutched his phone tightly and pulled a small knife from his pocket.

"You're dead meat! There are no security cameras along the way anyway!"

The thief was completely covered up, with only his eyes showing.

He communicated with Xia Yu in English to show off his awesomeness.

What am I supposed to be?

"You're still so arrogant even without surveillance cameras!"

As soon as Xia Yu finished speaking, he began to unleash his fists and feet without restraint.

Anyway, there's no surveillance.

The thief, thoroughly beaten and routed: ???

Why don't you follow the routine?

half an hour.

Here's your phone!

Xia Yu returned the items to Director Ma.

"thank you!"

Director Ma was extremely grateful.

"It's alright, let's hurry on our way."

“I’m not leaving. Whatever you take to get to the Iranian town, I’ll take the same way!”

Director Ma has learned to be smarter.

Such a big guy, without saying a word, jumped off the bicycle and hugged Xia Yu's leg tightly.