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Chapter 110 Thailand Section 37: The Next Anti-Fraud App

Now we come to the third step of the "killing the horse chicken" movement.

"Aaaaaaaahh ...

Xu Jianian's shout this time was earth-shattering.

They completely overshadowed the other three.

"I suspect you shouted that loud on purpose, didn't you? Was it really necessary?"

I don't understand the Shangxu (商序) order.

All four of them scored over 60 this time.

"What's going on? How come I got a share?"

Shang Xu looked at the highest recorded value on the decibel meter: sixty-one.

"No, Director Ma."

"Mine is one point over the mark, so how about we just forget about it?"

Shang Xu softened his tone, pleading and begging for leniency.

Xu Jianian had an expression that said, "So you've finally met your match," and watched the show.

"If you act cute, I'll consider it."

Director Ma finally got his chance.

"Frog Fun, what an ungrateful wretch!"

He just came to Director Ma's rescue, but now he can't let him off the hook even a little.

This is outrageous and against all reason.

"Well, I said I'd think about it."

Director Ma's attitude was very good.

This gives the business a sense that it is open to discussion and compromise.

Fu Jingnian slowly recovered from the pain.

"Hurry up, Brother Shang, your deskmate is going to suffer!"

Fu Jingnian then egged them on.

He wanted to see what Shang Xu, who was usually so arrogant, would be like when he acted cute.

Xu Jianian starts with zero frames, teaching business preface with cuteness:

"You're like this, meow meow~."

He clenched his fists and placed them on either side of his cheeks, looking shy.

Order of quotient: ...

Shang Xu's eye twitched, as if he was struggling internally.

Business order:ヽ(*.＞Д＜)o゜? ? ?

"Aren't you willing to make sacrifices for Hua Hua?"

As soon as Xu Jianian finished questioning him, Shang Xu immediately followed suit.

"Meow? Meow~?"

After doing this, he buried his face deep in the pillow.

Everyone thought he felt embarrassed and ashamed.

As a result, a burst of laughter followed.

"Hahahahahahaha... How can this be so funny...!?"

Shang Xu laughed at himself.

"Hahahaha...So funny!"

(Netizen stunned: ?~? You've already finished laughing at yourself, what are we still laughing at???)

"Haha."

Xu Jianian gave a couple of dry laughs but couldn't bring herself to laugh anymore.

After he finished laughing at them all, what else did they have to laugh at?

Shang Xu took his head out; his black hair was a mess.

"Teacher, you can't punish my deskmate this time."

He didn't forget to remind them of this.

"Ahem, after careful consideration, I've decided we still can't go easy on them. Our dating reality show is all about authenticity, so I hope you can understand. We're all people who can take a joke!"

Director Ma chuckled, his face full of smugness.

"I knew Shang Lai would be like this."

Duan Xiaotang complains about Director Ma.

"what?"

Should I download an anti-fraud app?

Quotation: (?`~′?).

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Collect all four acupressure mats.

Lowe just came over and disciplined them; now everyone's socks are only a thin layer.

The moment Xia Yu's foot touched the acupressure mat, her eyes widened in surprise.

"Ouch—that hurts!"

She walked to the center while twisting her eyebrows.

Humming:

"Eyes wide like copper bells, a lightning-fast sprite..."

Li Yan and Jiang Shuyi were both tall, so they took large strides to the middle, reducing their distance.

The music started playing, and as muscle memory took over, the four of them began to dance along with the video.

The comments floated by:

【(^3^)╱~~ Let's get this party started! Hmm? Hua Hua is dancing pretty well, but she doesn't seem to feel any pain?】

[Upstairs, don't just look at Sister Yu's face, look at her lower body! Those long legs didn't move at all, only her upper body was trying to deceive us. Isn't she slippery? Hahaha, Li Datou and Mu Qing were honest enough just now, they didn't try to cheat at all!]

[Just finished class, I didn't even want the assigned homework, and I left my piano in the back of the closet. The first thing I did was jump into the live stream, I was incredibly excited. They wanted me to chat with them in English. I have an IELTS score of 8, and I'm a fan of CPDD (a popular online dating platform).]

...

"Awoooooo—!"

Screams echoed throughout the dance.

The sharp point of the acupressure mat pressed against the sole of my foot, and the pain shot straight up to the top of my head.

I felt instantly refreshed, and every step I took felt like a new baptism.

Li Yan and Mu Qing began to notice Xia Yu's little actions, and then they all started to imitate her.

Only the upper body can move; the lower body cannot move at all.

"That's not fair, Teacher Huahua. You have a shortcut but you didn't tell us."

Jiang Shuyi said sadly.

I've been here several times, I'm really scared of the acupressure mat.

"I thought you guys liked to dance like that."

Xia Yu looked at the chicken-killing area through the screen.

Duan Xiaotang looked refreshed, while Xu Jianian and Fu Jingnian looked pale and tormented.

Looking at Shang Xu again, his left hand, with its distinct knuckles, was supporting his chin.

He squinted as he looked at the large screen of the acupressure mat.

exactly.

The two looked at each other through the screen.

Xia Yu was slightly taken aback, her eyelashes trembling slightly.

Shang Xu smiled, his beautiful eyes crinkling, his gaze tender and gentle.

(Shang Yu Fei Wan's fans were ecstatic in the comments.)

"Ugh, when will this ever end??"

Mu Qing gradually began to break down.

"It should be soon."

Li Yan sounded tired.

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This process, which took an unknown amount of time, finally came to an end.

It was a long and agonizing ordeal for the eight of them.

"Who was yelling so loudly just now, like a pig being slaughtered??"

As Xia Yu walked over, she couldn't resist asking a few questions.

Shang Xu pointed to Xu Jianian and Fu Jingnian.

"It wasn't me, it was him!"

Xu Jianian is a master at shifting blame.

"Don't you have any self-awareness?"

Fu Jingnian retorted.

"My master just said that those who can't handle it all have kidney deficiency."

Director Ma covered his mouth and laughed.

"Huh? I found the process very uncomfortable. Although it really hurt, I felt refreshed and comfortable after the massage. The fatigue from last night's car ride disappeared."

Judging from Duan Xiaotang's tone and the relaxed expression on her face, you could tell she was telling the truth.

"Same feeling."

Shang Xu smiled and took another step to the left to get closer to Xia Yu.

Xia Yu: "?"

(Xia Yu wondered: Why is this person standing so close to me??)

She moved to the side, leaving a space empty.

"It seems that Xu Jianian and Fu Jingnian still need more practice."

While talking, Shang Xu naturally leaned to the left again.

Xia Yu: "???"

"What? I didn't feel anything at all! I was shouting so loudly just now for the sake of the show!"

Xu Jianian has to struggle.

"Then you're really letting your deskmate down."

Li Yan rebuked him.

"Uh...uh..."

Xu Jianian, having had his fill of verbal sparring, was now at a loss for how to end the situation.

"Haha, it's okay, I understand."

Mu Qing smiled and smoothed things over.

She knew, of course, that Xu Jianian was only saying that to save face.

"A great deskmate in China!"

Xu Jianian gave a thumbs up.

"Through the experience of the horse-slaughtering and acupressure mat just now, I have concluded that the physical fitness of all the students is very poor. However, this is also a fortunate thing, as I, the principal, know how to address the problem and make up for the students' shortcomings."

Director Ma pushed up his glasses.

"Director, stop pushing them, the paint on your glasses is about to peel off."

Xia Yu noticed that Director Ma always had to come and help him with whatever he was doing.