Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Chapter 308: Poor Monk, Impotent

"Okay, keep eating."

Tang Shan stuffed two pieces of cake into Bajie's mouth with an expressionless face, which completely shut up this chattering mouth.

As expected, people can only be reliable if they rely on themselves.

"As the saying goes, men become bad when they have money. You see, I'm doing fine now, but after I get married to the princess, I will definitely spend every day in the land of pleasure, and I will have to live outside for 28 days a month."

Tang Shan tried her best to suppress the corners of her mouth that wanted to turn up to the sky. She just couldn't believe that after talking so much, the king would still push his daughter into the fire pit.

"Wow, Master, you're in such good health!"

The king stood up quickly and looked around, his eyes full of amazement and a hint of envy.

Tang Shan almost fainted: Give me a bottle of Fengyoujing to breathe!

Is this what she meant? Is this the point?

Sin! ! !

The queen still had some sense. She turned to ask the Jade Rabbit Fairy, "What do you think, my prince?"

It is safest to ask the parties involved in this matter.

The Jade Rabbit Fairy smiled and said nonchalantly, "Since ancient times, men have always had three wives and four concubines, let alone a man as outstanding as the Holy Monk."

She cast a coquettish glance at Tang Shan as she spoke, "If your husband stays out all day and refuses to come home, it's definitely the wife's fault. How can you blame your husband?"

Anyway, she only needs to suck away Tang Seng's essence, so what does it have to do with her whether he loves her or not?

Eh! Tang Shan frowned. This devil really was using PUA on herself.

The point is, the king actually nodded and thought what she said made sense.

If every concubine in the harem could have this awareness, he wouldn't have to worry about jealousy every day.

The king was cunning and came up with a reason that would infuriate both humans and gods. "If the holy monk is really afraid that money will lead you to evil, why not just hand over all your possessions to the national treasury?"

Tang Shan stuffed a whole piece of cake into his mouth without any distinction, "You eat too."

If your mouth can't talk, just stop talking and focus on eating.

Wukong was bored and leaned on Sha Seng's left shoulder to watch the show. Instead of wanting his master's money, he might as well think about when it would be his turn to become the Jade Emperor or the Buddha.

All eyes present were focused on Tang Shan. She had no excuses left, so what reason was there to refuse?

Tang Shan closed his eyes, made up his mind, took a deep breath, opened his eyes and looked directly at His Majesty, "Actually, I have something to hide."

King: "Being bald is not a problem."

Queen: "Distance is not a problem."

Jade Rabbit Fairy: "I love you so much~"

"Wuwuwu——" Bajie leaned on Sha Seng's right shoulder and shed tears silently.

Sha Seng endured it and said: Second Brother, what are you doing messing around again?

"Master, you really don't know how to be content. Back when I was a live-in son-in-law in Gao Village, I worked in the fields and built houses for them every day. I don't know how much money I contributed to their livelihood."

As he spoke, he wiped his nose. He glanced around and saw that there was no tissue or handkerchief, so he wiped his nose directly on the leg of the chair.

Sha Seng got goosebumps all over his body. He felt that his clothes were not much better than the legs of a chair.

"But they are not satisfied with this, and they still think I am ugly."

Sha Seng tried to pull his right shoulder away from Bajie's face, but Bajie just hugged him with both hands and burst into tears.

As for Wukong, Sha Seng turned to the left, and the eldest brother had already jumped to the other side of the table when Bajie was crying.

Tang Shan's brows twitched, and he made up his mind and said word by word in a decisive tone: "I will not raise it."

The king waved his hand, "That's not the question."

With a "bang", the king stood up, "No... Impotence?!"

Wukong was stunned, Pigsy had snot hanging from his mouth, and Sha Seng's pushing hand stopped in mid-air. Ah~ Master is actually impotent?

The queen's smile froze on her face. The Jade Rabbit Fairy reached out and pinched her palm. If he couldn't get an erection, how could she absorb the essence of Yang and become the Taiyi Immortal?