Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Chapter 195 The Road Ahead is Full of Thorns

Bajie retreated frantically: I don’t want to understand.

Could it be that Master meant for the three of them to get out of the way?

This is a thorn bush! It's eight hundred miles long!

Others who asked to beg for forgiveness only carried one thorn bush on their backs. How great a sin must they have committed to be required to flatten eight hundred miles of thorn bushes?

Tang Shan: I am also helpless. Guanyin insisted that we walk step by step to the Leiyin Temple with our feet on the ground.

These days, it’s not easy for monks to make a living.

Sha Seng has always been a die-hard fan of Tang Shan. Now he has started warming up and is ready to use his magic staff to cut a path.

Bajie grabbed his arm and asked, "Old Sha, are you crazy?"

Are you so stupid as to actually plan to carve out a bloody path for yourself?

The point is that it doesn't matter if he wants to chop, but it would be terrible if I didn't chop along with him.

What I fear most is that there will be some inward-looking behavior in the workplace. Everyone could have just given up, but they are forced to move.

Wukong: "Then what's your idea?"

Although Lao Sha's approach is inefficient and crude, it is the only solution available.

As a leader, Tang Shan knew very well that when there was a problem, she should let her subordinates handle it. She simply lay on the horse's back and closed her eyes for a nap.

"Burn it with fire!"

Wukong shook his head: "Let's not talk about the bad weather. I'm afraid the fire will spread too far. If it burns other places, won't it cause big trouble?"

"Flush with water!"

Wukong...

You thought you were going to the toilet.

Sha Seng shook his head: "Even if the water can wash away the thorns, where can they be pushed to?"

Bajie complained in his heart: So you asked me to give you advice so that you can criticize me!

Although they were telling the truth, they still felt unhappy.

Sha Seng picked up his staff and started working. "Since there is no other way, let's get to work quickly and don't keep Master waiting for too long."

Bajie looked at Lao Sha diligently mowing the grass and shook his head, saying, "Lao Sha, you are hopeless."

He turned to look at Wukong: "Brother Monkey, you don't want this too, do you?"

If you keep cutting along the way, you will either die of exhaustion or be stabbed to death!

Wukong raised his iron rod and was about to step forward, "Watch me."

He directly summoned Fa Tian Xiang Di, and the true form of a huge stone monkey suddenly appeared.

The stone monkey raised his iron rod and swept away the two hundred meters of thorns with the force of a thousand troops.

Bajie clapped his hands excitedly, "Monkey Brother is awesome!"

In fact, I was thinking: Just get lost in my praise and work hard, then I won’t have anything to do with it.

If the situation were better, I could still take a nap like my master.

"Wow!" Sha Seng opened his mouth wide, "Big Brother is so awesome!"

I worked so hard to hit the target of two meters, but with one swing of the stick, the senior brother hit it two hundred meters.

The stone monkey's true form glared at Bajie, giving him a very oppressive look.

"Dead pig, why don't you smash it together quickly."

Bajie pretended not to understand, "Brother Monkey, one stick from each of you is enough. There's no room for me to do anything!"

He was right, it really didn't take two people.

Wukong curled his lips and suddenly retracted his magic.

"How can a senior brother take away the opportunity for a junior brother to perform? Go ahead."

Bajie was stunned. No, Master is sleeping now, and Sister Chang'e isn't looking at this. Who am I showing this to?

"Brother Monkey, you should come. I don't know how to control the heavens and the earth."

"Hey, Second Brother, don't refuse. Go now. Usually, it's the Big Brother who fights the monsters. You can just do these menial tasks."

Bajie widened his eyes: Lao Sha, when did your mouth become so powerful?

I knew that being able to transform into these thirty-six forms wasn't a good thing.

He reluctantly expanded his body dozens of times and cleared a path with a rake in hand.

While smashing, he muttered: "Master's future is not a dream. I work hard every minute~"

Wukong and Sha Wujing nodded. This song is good. How about using it as the team song for the journey to the West?

Bajie immediately switched to dialect: "We, the disciples, will be slaves to our master for our entire lives~"

Wukong, Sha Seng, and Xiaobai...

Bajie was smashing things and singing all the time, and before he knew it, he had worked until half the night.

His wish to take a nap was fulfilled by Wukong, Laosha and Xiaobai.

"Master, wake up~"

Tang Shan opened her eyes dazedly, "Is dinner ready?"

Sha Seng was stunned, "Master, are you hungry?"

It was midnight. Bajie stood in the middle of the thorn forest and shouted, "Here is a place to stay."

There is a long-abandoned land temple in the middle of Thorn Ridge. It is better to have a roof over your head than to sleep in the wilderness.

Tang Shan got off the horse. Her neck felt sore and numb from lying there for so long.

Sha Seng quickly came up to rub his master's shoulders, "Master, you have worked hard."

Bajie:?

He had been using a rake to pick at the brambles for half the night, and now his shoulders and arms were too tired to lift them.

Is it not hard for him? Is it hard for him to sleep?

In a fit of anger, Bajie deliberately threw the rake in his hand to the ground, making a crisp sound.

It would be best if someone noticed him and asked him if he was tired or needed a massage.

Of course, Bajie was just overthinking it.

Sha Seng gives a massage, Xiaobai serves water, and Wukong eats a banana.

Everything seems so beautiful and harmonious.

Bajie sat in the corner with a wronged look on his face, saying, "You will lose me sooner or later."

At this moment, an old man suddenly walked in from outside the door, holding cakes and hot tea in his hands.

He greeted Tang Shan and his disciples with a smile, "I'm sorry for not welcoming you all to my mountain temple."

Bajie was the first to step forward and take the food. He had been busy for half the night and was very hungry and thirsty.

Wukong stared at the old man in front of him suspiciously. How could there be a land god in such a dilapidated land temple?

Tang Shan: Anyone who comes to my door in the middle of the night is definitely not a good person.

She hugged her bag tightly and said, "You can eat me, but you can't steal my gold."

Wukong stopped Bajie's open mouth and said, "You dare to eat anything given by anyone? Aren't you afraid of being poisoned to death?"

Bajie: Then give me something to eat!

Seeing Wukong and the others staring at him warily, Shibagong said with a smile, "If you don't believe me, I can show you my credentials as the Earth God."

Tang Shan and the others looked at each other in confusion. Does the God of Land need a work permit to take up his post?

She looked at Wukong, who shook his head to indicate that he had never known such a thing.

So everyone gathered around, wanting to see what evidence Shibagong had.

When I looked closer, a pine cone suddenly appeared in his hand.

Shibagong put the pine cone in Wukong's hand, and the next second, the pine cone turned into a puff of smoke.

"Oh no!" Wukong quickly reached out and waved away the smoke, "We've fallen into a trap!"