Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Chapter 140 Marriage Counseling Master

Wukong looked deeply at his master who was happily eating melon, and several of his fellow disciples who were not very smart or strong.

"Are you threatening me?"

Taishang Laojun: I didn’t expect that there would be a time when you would ask me for help.

He stroked his beard proudly and said, "If you feel embarrassed, you can also consider it as a negotiation."

Wukong: Do you think that I am the only one you have against you? You are so naive!

"Laojun, have you forgotten that when I ate your elixir and overturned your cauldron, you reported to the Jade Emperor that I had eaten over 970 of your pills?"

"But I remember that my stomach can only hold one hundred and eighty."

Wukong stared at Taishang Laojun with a sharp gaze, his expression was panic and his eyes were flickering.

Why did he remember this again out of the blue?

No, if I agree today, I don’t know how many times I will be manipulated by him in the future.

"So what? The trial in Heaven is over, and you've been released. Even if you want to bring up the past, there's no witness or evidence."

Laojun pretended to be calm. After all, the incident had happened so long ago, and if a real quarrel broke out, the Jade Emperor wouldn't dare to do anything to him.

After all, all the elixirs and artifacts of the Heavenly Court depend on him.

The thought of this made him even more proud.

Wukong: Okay, okay, this can’t cure you, right?

He suddenly took a big step back, raised his finger and shouted to Tang Shan: "Master, Taishang Laojun is so powerful!"

Laojun immediately ran out in small steps, covered Wukong's mouth as he was complaining, his heart pounding.

Why did this monkey bring his parents along? That's so unsportsmanlike!

"Sun Wukong! Why are you looking for Tang Sanzang for your and my matter?"

I used to think that only Sun Wukong was difficult to deal with, but now Tang Sanzang is the difficult one.

You can't scold him, you can't hit him, and you can't argue with him.

Wukong ripped his hand away in a frivolous manner, "Do you know who to choose this time?"

"Are you threatening me?" Taishang Laojun puffed his beard and glared, his old face flushed with anger.

Wukong imitated his previous boastful tone and laughed, "No, no, this is a negotiation."

Nezha shouted to the stage: "If you two have something to say, can you please go off the stage and talk? There are people waiting in line behind you."

If I keep dawdling, Lei Zhenzi will electrocute all the fish in the pond and I'll still be here.

The Jade Emperor gave Nezha an admiring look.

He was also getting impatient, and seeing Wukong and Laojun whispering close to each other, he was afraid that they were plotting something shameful.

At this moment, he couldn't help but think of what the monkey said to him in front of the temple five hundred years ago.

The Jade Emperor takes turns sitting at my house, and next year it will be my turn.

As the largest pharmaceutical manufacturer and arms dealer in heaven, didn’t Taishang Laojun hate monkeys before?

The person in power was suspicious by nature. He even thought that it was Tathagata who deliberately sent Guanyin to find Tang Sanzang and recruit the rebellious monkey and the demoted Pigsy and Sandy into his ranks.

He then made friends with Laojun's fairy children and mounts under the pretext of obtaining scriptures, in order to win over Laojun.

Could it be that Tathagata wants to take the position of Jade Emperor as well?

He looked at Guanyin beside him with complicated eyes. This compassionate and merciful Guanyin who saved people from suffering didn't seem to be so scheming.

Guanyin could feel the scrutiny and assessment from the Jade Emperor out of the corner of her eye.

What’s going on? Could it be that the Jade Emperor thinks that I was the one who instructed Tang Seng and his disciples to do this today?

It’s unfair. I came here just to get the purifying bottle back.

Guanyin moved her body slightly to the next room and thought, forget it, just pretend she didn't see it.

Standing next to Guanyin is Li Jing, the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King.

Gossip radar Tang Shan quickly captured the unusual atmosphere in the audience.

She threw the microphone to Red Boy, grabbed a handful of melon seeds and went to Nezha.

Red Boy looked at the black and cold iron tool in his hand, and the key point was that he didn't know how to use it.

A strange thought occurred to him. This thing could make the sound louder. If he blew a breath of Samadhi True Fire at it...

Red Boy looked at Tang Shan's back, as well as Wukong, Laojun and others who were still chattering on the other side. It seemed that no one noticed him.

He curled his lips slightly and turned away quietly.

Nezha glanced at Guanyin who suddenly approached his father and frowned unhappily.

So much so that when he saw Tang Shan walking towards him, he didn't even give her a good look.

"Why are you running down here instead of finding a disciple up there?"

Tang Shan knew very well that one should be grateful to someone who had eaten one's food, so she split the melon seeds in her hand in half and stuffed them into Nezha's hand.

"What's the matter? Are you unhappy with your dad?"

Tang Shan's front teeth just knocked off a melon seed shell, and the crisp sound of the coin aroused Nezha's curiosity.

He also tried to crack the first melon seed like Tang Shan did.

Hmm? It tastes pretty good!

Thus, the plastic friendship built on melon seeds began.

"I've been unhappy with him for a long time."

When there is a tower, he calls himself Li Jing; when there is no tower, he calls for help.

When Tang Shan heard this, she realized that it was true that Nezha and Tota-Bearing Heavenly King had a bad relationship.

She quickly took out a leather wallet from her pocket, which was made from a small piece of crocodile skin secretly cut from the crocodile.

"Here's a marriage counselor's business card. If you need help, go ask him."

Nezha looked at the card in his hand with a flower drawn on it and a few words written on it with a ballpoint pen.

More importantly, the name of the person in the middle is written in big letters: Tang Sanzang.

"This is the same name as yours?" Nezha looked up and asked in surprise.

"Uh," Tang Shan cleared her throat, "Is it possible that he is me, hehehe."

Nezha...

"You're a monk, what do you know about marriage counseling?"

I was probably crazy too, chatting with a crazy monk for so long just for a few melon seeds.

"Hey, why are you still judging people by appearances?" Tang Shan quickly pulled him back. "This consultation is free. I'll show you my strength."

When he heard it was free, Nezha stopped immediately and said, "Okay, I don't have anything to do right now anyway."

Tang Shan: It turns out that no one can resist the word free.

She pulled Nezha away mysteriously.

"Dad is dad, tower is tower. A dad without a tower is not a dad. Aren't you just afraid of the tower in his hand?"

"And what? Can you help me get rid of the tower?"

Tang Shan was stunned: "I am a holy monk, how could I do such sneaky things?"

"Then," Nezha thought for a moment, "let your apprentice go?"

I think the monkey is quite suitable. Now there are two of them, and the combat effectiveness is doubled.

Tang Shan: "Boss, I'm asking for advice. I mean, I'm not just talking, I'm not doing anything. Do you understand?"

Nezha rolled his eyes, "As expected, free things are not good."

If I could steal it, I would have gotten it long ago, why would I have to wait until now?

Tang Shan was not annoyed. When doing business, it was inevitable that customers would give her the cold shoulder.

"As long as your mother and your father separate, this exquisite pagoda, as the common property of the couple, will have to be divided."

Nezha:!

"That's good. Please tell me more about it."

Tang Shan put away her flattering expression and silently spread out her right palm.

"The next step is the charging content."