jdhmnovel Chapter 138 A few minutes on stage
Chapter 138 A few minutes on stage
The long-awaited circus monkey guessing event has finally begun.
Tang Shan held multiple positions, from ticket seller, dealer to host.
It is worth mentioning that all the gods in front of him only bought membership cards worth 200 taels, which was just enough to cover the gambling house's threshold.
Tang Shan's smile was not as bright as it was at the beginning.
"Now, please invite Monkey A to come on stage and show your talent~"
After a burst of sparse applause, Wukong somersaulted to the center of the stage.
"Hello everyone, I am the Monkey King Sun Wukong from the Water Curtain Cave in the Flower-Fruit Mountain. I am the real Monkey King Sun Wukong."
The six-eared macaque moved his body and was about to imitate the others by somersaulting onto the stage.
Bajie stopped him and said, "It's not your turn yet."
Tang Shan put the microphone close to Wukong's mouth and asked, "Excuse me, what evidence do you have to prove that you are the real Sun Wukong who defeated Zhenzhu?"
"After all, fakes won't say they are fake."
Wukong rolled his eyes and smiled at the gods below, "I've snatched the Dragon King's sea-suppressing treasure, attacked the Jade Emperor's Heavenly Palace, smashed the Taishang Laojun's pot, fought with Nezha and Yang Jian, and even dealt with Guanyin and Tathagata. How dare you not recognize me?"
Jade Emperor: "Hey, you're quite proud."
Taishang Laojun: "Look at his arrogance, his expression is exactly the same as when he kicked my alchemy furnace."
Nezha muttered nonchalantly, "Well, I've even plucked the tendons from the East China Sea Dragon King's son, and fought with my father over a disagreement, skinning myself, dismembering my bones, and stuffing myself with lotus roots."
Tsk, when I get ruthless, even I’m afraid of myself, so monkeys are nothing compared to me.
The Dragon King of the East Sea, Li Jing and Madam Li all turned around and stared at Nezha with sharp eyes.
Li Jing weighed the exquisite pagoda in his hand and said, "No one has cleaned my pagoda in a long time."
The Dragon King of the East Sea said: "In that case, it is better to do it today than to wait for a day."
His eyes were fixed on Nezha. You wouldn't be reluctant to let him go, would you?
Seeing that the situation was not good, Mrs. Li quickly pulled Nezha behind her.
"Be good, son. We are here to see the monkeys. Don't let others laugh at our family."
Wukong and Liu'er Macaque: Madam Li, are you polite?
How could you, a gentle and virtuous wife and mother, deliberately poke at the monkey's heart?
Nezha scoffed disdainfully: "Old Bidden, with the tower he is Li Tianwang, without the tower he will die on the same day."
But he couldn't bear to see Madam Li in such a dilemma because of this matter, so he just leaned aside with his arms around his chest and said nothing.
Li Jing's palms were sweating slightly as he held the pagoda. Phew~ Fortunately, he had the pagoda. He should not be so pretentious in the future.
After much thought, he decided to bring the pagoda with him when he went to the toilet.
Otherwise, he was really afraid that he would end up in the cesspool and stink for eternity.
Nezha held his chin and thought, if his mother divorced the scumbag Li, who would his elder and second brothers be with?
At this moment, the anxious Six-Eared Macaque pushed Bajie away with one palm and rushed to the center of the stage, standing side by side with Wukong.
"Everyone who just walked by would know what he just said. I'm grateful to my master for not abandoning me and accepting me as his disciple. I've been cultivating myself and my character is no longer the same as before. I'm sure everyone will like me more now."
What Wukong said just now was more like a threat of force. The six-eared macaque not only praised his master, but also pointed out that if he were chosen, he would definitely not be as violent and trouble-making as Wukong before.
There is only one master and one scripture, but the monkey can be replaced. Why not replace it with a more obedient one?
Of course, Liu'er Mihou is not as good-tempered as he appears now.
His level of irritability is almost the same as that of Goku hundreds of years ago.
Tang Shan: "Okay, the personal introduction time is over. Everyone can come on stage and experience our monkeys up close and personal."
The scene immediately became lively. Not only could you watch it, but you could also try it out!
Wukong quickly pulled Tang Shan over and said, "Master, you still let them touch me?"
I didn't say it would go this far just now. He didn't even wear any underwear today!
Six-eared Macaque: "Master, although I am a monkey, it is not right for a monkey to do such a thing."
Tang Shan: "What's wrong with monkeys? Humans and monkeys can be together."
The six-eared macaque held his forehead in silence, "There is still a big gap between humans and monkeys."
Tang Shan: "Just love each other."
She lifted the corner of her robe with her big hand and swung it, then stretched out her long left leg in white leggings and swung her wristband with her right hand.
"I can't stop loving you, I can do it every day and every month"
Wukong stretched out his furry palm and covered Tang Shan's mouth.
"Master, my parents won't agree."
Tang Shan pushed his hand away and asked, "Didn't you burst out from the cracks in the rocks?"
Wukong...
The gods below: We never said a word of love from beginning to end!
Out of a sense of responsibility, the Jade Emperor still kindly mentioned, "When the gods are emotional, the three realms will be in turmoil."
When he said this, his eyes were looking at Taishang Laojun. An old man who secretly collected Jin Ping Mei will need to be paid special attention to in the future.
Tang Shan sighed softly, still upholding the spirit that an entertainer should have and ending the song perfectly: "It turns out that falling in love is so difficult"
Bajie was the first to applaud, "Master sang so well, since ancient times, love has been empty~"
Wukong and Liu'er Macaque each twisted his ears and said, "Shut up!"
It would have been fine if the master was just teasing them, but the pigheaded one also got involved.
If I can’t touch my master, I can’t touch you either!
"Master, help me~"
Tang Shan quickly stopped him, "Sorry, there was a sudden internal fight among the employees. I will deal with it immediately."
Red Boy stepped forward and said, "Do you want me to spray some smoke on them?"
Wukong immediately spread out his claws, what a vicious heart!
When the Six-Eared Macaque saw Wukong scattering, he also scattered. It was just smoke, wasn't it? Why was he afraid of that?
I complained in my heart: He is so useless. It turns out that I am the more suitable person to take his place.
The Six-Eared Macaque and Wukong were like emotionless mechanical monkeys, standing there and letting the gods treat them as monkeys.
The Dragon King of the East Sea and the Dragon King of the West Sea worked together to lift Wukong's golden cudgel.
"Brother, is this true?"
The Dragon King of the East China Sea greedily stroked the auspicious cloud pattern on the golden cudgel. "Of course it's real," he suddenly changed his tone. "I don't know yet."
Dragon King of the West Sea: Huh? Isn't it the treasure that stabilizes the sea? Don't you know?
The Dragon King of the East Sea touched the iron rod of the Six-Eared Macaque again. The weight and taste were wrong.
I can’t mistake the smell of the East China Sea water!
He lowered his eyelids and began to make plans in his mind.
If I say that the fake one is the real golden cudgel, and then strongly recommend that the fake monkey become Tang Monk's chief disciple.
By then, the real Monkey King will become a fake that everyone will hate.
The Jade Emperor and Guanyin are both here. I can use the excuse of fighting the monster to subdue the monkey. Then I can take advantage of the chaos to secretly take away the real golden cudgel and return to the East China Sea!
A dark light flashed in his eyes, Sun Wukong, you are unkind and I am unjust, I am just taking back what originally belonged to me.