The strongest nine thousand years old

Chapter 211 The Queen Comes for a Massage

Yan Yunzheng is tall and has a large frame, which is why he looks like a man at first glance and can get away with it.

But Chen Dong knew that although she looked thin, she felt very plump to the touch.

Although it is far inferior to Xiao Yourong's depth charge, it also has its own flavor.

But it would feel even better if there wasn't that annoying fence in the way.

"Let go!" Yan Yunzheng was so angry that he pinched Chen Dong's leg hard.

Chen Dong groaned and whispered, "Are you going to murder your husband?"

"Stop talking nonsense and I'll chop off your head!" Yan Yunzheng raised his eyebrows and shouted.

Chen Dong made a "tsk" sound and said with a wicked smile: "Big head or small head?"

Yan Yunzheng was about to speak, but when he saw the palace maids and eunuchs running towards him in a hurry, he immediately shut his mouth.

She pushed Chen Dong away with force, stood up lightly, and smoothed out the wrinkles on her clothes as if nothing had happened.

"Your Majesty, spare your life!"

"Your Majesty, are you okay?"

Hurala!

The palace maids and eunuchs knelt on the ground, their faces filled with fear and their bodies trembling constantly.

If Yan Yunzheng wants to punish them, none of them can escape.

Chen Dong sighed. The imperial power was supreme, and these little minions at the bottom lived too humble a life. If he hadn't had an opportunity, he would have been one of them, kneeling down and begging for mercy.

Yan Yunzheng said in a deep voice: "Everyone get up, I have nothing to do."

Everyone stood up tremblingly, but did not dare to look up at Yan Yunzheng.

Yan Yunzheng glared at Chen Dong fiercely. She didn't feel any pain from the fall, but the place where Chen Dong pinched her felt numb and painful.

This bastard is really trying to grab the sheep he caught and try his best to take advantage of it.

Chen Dong winked and made a face at Yan Yunzheng.

"I'm a little tired. Xiao Dongzi, please go and deliver the Iron BMW to the Queen." Yan Yunzheng said.

"Yes, sir." Chen Dong said.

He wanted to train Her Majesty more, but unfortunately she didn't give him the chance.

However, the training queen is pretty much the same.

Even more fun.

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"Your Majesty, Xiao Dongzi has brought you a bicycle." Chen Dong pedaled the bicycle and came to Yu Wenrou's bedroom.

"It's a bit monotonous and lacks atmosphere. I'll make a bell later." Chen Dong said to himself.

"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the bells! Santa Claus is busy delivering packages on his reindeer. The reindeer has no clothes on. The reindeer is naked. The reindeer is bleating, bleating, bleating."

Chen Dong came to Yu Wenrou's door, humming a tune out of tune.

Yu Wenrou opened the door, leaned against the door frame, and looked at Chen Dong with a smile. She was wearing a lavender palace dress, with her hands clasped across her chest. Her snow-white face was particularly charming against the purple background.

"Which car is this?" Yu Wenrou asked jokingly.

Chen Dong swallowed his saliva and said seriously: "Your Majesty is first, and the Queen is second."

Yu Wenrou nodded with satisfaction, "You still have some conscience."

"I not only have a conscience, but also something else." Chen Dong straightened his back.

"Put it there." Yu Wenrou raised her chin and hooked her finger at Chen Dong, "Come in with me, I'll see what else you have."

Yu Wenrou is not interested in bicycles, she is interested in people who ride them.

It is more joyful to ride a bicycle than to let others walk.

Chen Dong followed Yu Wenrou into the bedroom and said with a smile, "My lady, isn't it a bad idea to do this in broad daylight?"

Yu Wenrou glared at Chen Dong coquettishly, "You have no conscience, haven't you done enough in broad daylight?"

As Chen Dong approached, Yuwen Rou's slender jade feet rested on Chen Dong's chest and poked him hard in the chest.

Chen Dong covered his chest and said sadly, "My queen, what you said is too sad. I am ready not only in the daytime but also at night. As long as the queen needs me, I will be ready at any time."

Yuwenrou glared at Chen Dong with her beautiful eyes, "You dead look! Did that big papaya serve you well last night?"

"We are all sisters, don't say that." Chen Dong said.

Yu Wenrou snorted, "Let's wait until she recognizes her sister."

Chen Dong grabbed Yu Wenrou's small feet, put them in his palm and blew a breath, "I'll talk to her later, but, Madam, can you give me a massage?"

Yu Wenrou's right foot felt numb and itchy, and her face flushed. "You bastard, you only know how to tease me."

Not refusing is acquiescence, and acquiescence is admission.

Chen Dong chuckled and lay on Yu Wenrou's soft bed, "My lady, this is not a joke, this is the joy of the boudoir."

Yu Wenrou gently kicked Chen Dong and said, "You are the only one who has so many tricks."

She stepped slowly on Chen Dong's back with her bare feet. His strong and sturdy back made Yu Wenrou's body instantly soften.

"What a villain!" A mist flashed in Yu Wenrou's eyes. She bit her lower lip lightly, and her heart was beating fast.

Chen Dong sighed with relief.

Originally, he had thought about getting Yuwenrou and Xiao Yourong to make peace, but now he thought he might as well give up. Competition brings pressure, pressure brings motivation, and motivation makes him feel comfortable.

Isn’t this a pleasure?

Chen Dong smiled secretly in his heart and closed his eyes to enjoy Yu Wenrou's massage.

After a while, Yu Wenrou lay on top of Chen Dong and said, "No more pressing, I'm tired."

Chen Dong stretched his muscles and said, "It's my turn to serve the queen."

"You're so poor." Yu Wenrou held down Chen Dong who was about to stand up, "Dad sent someone to give me a message. They're leaving before the end of the year."

Yuwen Qing had been granted a title and even had fiefdoms overseas.

This was a py deal between Chen Dong and that old fox Yuwen Wuji, allowing the other party to carve up land overseas, become a king, and establish an autonomous country.

Yuwen Wuji couldn't resist the temptation and naturally agreed.

But his movements were faster than Chen Dong had expected.

"What? Is he worried that I can't defeat those barbarians and is in a hurry to run away?" Chen Dong joked.

Yuwenrou pinched Chen Dong's ear and said, "Go to hell. He thinks you have definitely won against those barbarians, so he wants to get away as soon as possible to avoid getting into trouble."

The Yuwen family and the barbarians had long been in contact.

Although he did not commit treason, he took advantage of the national crisis to make money and sold intelligence for money.

If Chen Dong had not been afraid of the power of the Yuwen family and worried that they would become desperate, he would have dealt with them long ago!

Giving them a way out now is a win-win situation.

"Where is your elder brother? Isn't he taking the opportunity to make a contribution?" Chen Dong asked.

Yu Wenrou snorted, "You have already invented the musket. How can a warrior like my elder brother have any chance to make meritorious deeds?"

"Brother said that your musket is enough to change the history of martial arts."

Chen Dong laughed and said, "Brother-in-law really has good taste!"

He turned over and pressed Yu Wenrou under him, staring at her with scorching eyes, "But, I'm not only powerful with my musket, the other gun is even more powerful!"

"Really? I want to see how powerful you are!" Yu Wenrou said coquettishly.

"Hey hey hey."