jdhmnovel Chapter 354 Rhino Skin: We are all honest people!
Chapter 354 Rhino Skin: We are all honest people!
Chapter 354 Rhino Skin: We are all honest people!
Hearing the wizard's words, Dasheng subconsciously looked at the girl who was still kneeling.
The wizard smiled and said:
"Looking at your looks, I know you're used to woo girls."
Dasheng grinned and said:
"Yes, it would be best if I could have both money and beauty."
Wizard: "You are quite frank."
"Appearance is determined by the heart. You can't fool me."
After saying this, the wizard sat down where he had been kneeling just now.
Dashengdi hesitated for a moment, then knelt before the wizard and asked:
"How did you tell?"
Wizard: "As the saying goes, a blind man is clever, a dumb man is vicious, and a man with glasses is lecherous."
Dashengdi grinned and said:
"Haha, thankfully I'm none of those."
Wizard: "I'm not finished yet."
"Tall people are lewd, short people are cheap, thin people are pretentious, and shoe horns are the worst bastards."
Dashengdi: "..."
He has a very ugly face.
Doesn't this mean he's the biggest bastard?
The wizard continued, "You are thin, short, and a shoehorn."
"So you're a jerk and a faker."
Dashengdi's face darkened.
The wizard stood up and said:
"Since you're so eager to learn, I think you'll be able to learn it quickly."
"Come on, take off your clothes first."
"Keep your mind focused, tie it around your waist, look forward, and stop breathing."
Dashengdi: "Ah? Do you still want to stop breathing?"
"Will I die?"
The wizard ignored him and looked at the girl who had already stood up and said:
"Little sister, set up the altar..."
The wizard asked Dashengdi, who had taken off his upper body, to sit in front of the Buddha statue with his hands folded.
then.
I picked up a branch or something and patted Dashengdi on the head...
He clapped his hands and whispered something...
In less than five minutes, the wizard asked Dashengdi to stand up.
"Get up, it's time."
Dasheng opened his eyes and asked, "So soon?"
Wizard: "Now is the age of technology."
Having said this, he held a rag doll in his left hand and a needle in his right hand, and said to Dashengdi:
"As long as you're thinking of the person you like."
"Then stick the needle into this doll."
"If you are sincere, she will be completely devoted to you."
Finished speaking.
Hand the doll and needle to Dashengdi.
Dashengdi took it with some excitement and said:
"Is it really that effective? Will it work?"
The wizard suppressed his laughter and said:
"You can try it right away."
As he said that, he called his younger sister over.
Dasheng looked at his little sister, swallowed his saliva, then stuck the needle into the doll and said:
"Love is in harmony, love is in harmony, love..."
Before he could finish his words, the wizard hugged him from behind and kissed him on the back.
The wizard's movements were very effeminate, just like a woman's.
Dasheng turned his head and looked at the wizard with a complicated expression.
After a few seconds, he pulled the needle out of the doll.
The wizard immediately let him go, his face darkened, and asked:
"Who were you thinking about just now?"
Dashengdi grinned happily and said:
"I'm thinking of you."
The wizard pretended to be surprised and said:
"Ah? Am I suitable for this?"
Dashengdi turned around, looked at the wizard and said:
"If not, how would I know if you guys are in collusion?"
The wizard pretended to be angry and said:
"Oh, so you don't believe me?"
Dashengdi: "I didn't believe it just now, but now I do."
then.
Yelled out the door:
"I succeeded!"
......
After returning, Dashengdi told everyone about his witchcraft learning.
Rhino Hide looked incredulous, "Dashengdi, how is that possible?"
Huatabing: "Dashengdi, tell me honestly, does it work?"
"Don't just learn a little bit and then use it to deceive others."
“It took a lot of effort to invite them here.”
"You mustn't mess it up."
Rhino Hide: “That’s it.”
Huatabing pointed at himself and said:
"I pick up girls on my own."
"I still feel more confident relying on myself."
Luo Han Guo: "Yes, yes, I have always said so."
"Witchcraft is unreliable."
Dashengdi looked at Luo Han Guo and asked, "Unreliable?"
"I'll stab you in the stomach until it blooms."
Upon hearing this, Luo Han Guo hurriedly hid behind the rhinoceros skin.
Rhino Hide: "Hey, Dashengdi, how can we subdue them?"
"Let me hear you tell me."
Dasheng took the doll from the table and said:
"As long as they touch this doll, they will be at my mercy."
outside.
Ah Hong and the others, who had been eavesdropping on their conversation, couldn't help but look at each other.
"These bastards are trying to do witchcraft."
"Then let's not go in."
"What's there to be afraid of? I don't believe he has such ability."
"Let's go in and give them a good beating."
"Yeah, we pretend we know nothing."
"See if his magic works."
"It would be bad if it's spiritual."
"Haha, that's a great bargain for you."
"Shhh, come in."
Ah Hong said this and walked over to knock on the door.
Rhino Skin said hurriedly:
"They are coming. Hide, hide, go open the door."
Huatabing stood up, walked over and opened the door.
"Welcome, welcome, welcome..."
Ah Hong walked in and said with a smile:
"You are so polite, you must have set a trap to harm us."
A-Ju: "Brandy, whiskey, Shaoxing wine, are you all ready?"
Rhino Skin smiled and said, "You think too much. We are not that kind of people."
"We are all honest people."
"Why would I want to harm you?"
Luo Han Guo stood in front of Rhino Hide and said with a smile:
"Yeah, it can't be written on our faces."
When Rhino Skin heard this, his face suddenly darkened. He slapped Luo Han Guo on the head and cursed:
"You'll die if you don't speak."
Dashengdi raised the rag doll in his hand and said:
"Ladies, look at this doll, is it fun?"
A'ru and A'hong looked at each other, suppressed their laughter, and said in unison:
"It's fun, let me see it."
Dasheng nodded and handed the doll to Aju.
"let me see."
"Look, it's so beautiful."
"Looks like you."
"Let me take a look, it doesn't seem to be anything special."
Dasheng took the doll and said:
"You still say there's nothing special?"
"Take another look..."
At this time.
Rhino Skin, Luo Han Guo and Hua Ta Bing couldn't help but come over, hugged Ah Hong and the other four women and sat down on the sofa.
Dashengdi turned his back to everyone, pricked the doll with a needle, and whispered:
"I love you, I love you, the one in red..."
Having said that, he couldn't help but turn around, facing Ah Hong's back, and stabbed her hard again.
Ah Hong stopped and pretended to be stunned for a moment, then she tried hard to squeeze out a silly smile, slowly turned around, and said to Dasheng in a coquettish manner:
"Darling... Darling."