jdhmnovel Chapter 353 Learning Witchcraft
Chapter 353 Learning Witchcraft
Chapter 353 Learning Witchcraft
At this point, Rhino Skin put his hands above his ears, stuck out his tongue, made a face, and dubbed the sound...
It made everyone burst into laughter.
When he was about to hug the girl who was leaning on Luo Han Guo with a smug look on his face, the girl screamed, and then Luo Han Guo hugged her.
He was so angry that he slapped Luo Han Guo's hand.
Luo Han Guo laughed loudly and said:
"Don't take advantage of the situation."
Rhino Skin was so angry that he pointed at Luo Han Guo and roared:
"Lo Han Guo, you say!"
Luo Han Guo: "I can't speak."
Rhino Hide: "We agreed that everyone would speak up."
The girl in Luo Han Guo's arms sat up, looked at Luo Han Guo, and said:
"Yeah, now it's your turn to speak."
Rhino Skin pointed at the Luo Han Guo and said:
"I've told you so many things before, just tell me any one."
Luo Han Guo said with a sad face:
"Just say it."
"Once upon a time there was a Hua Mulan. She joined the army in her father's place... That's all."
Everyone looked at him speechlessly.
Rhino Hide: "Why don't you say something funny?"
Luo Han Guo: "I can't speak."
Rhino Hide pointed at him and roared:
"You must say it!"
"If you don't tell me, I'll break your legs!"
Luo Han Guo was so scared that he cried out.
Dashengdi: "He won't say it, what do you want him to say?"
"I'll do it."
Rhino Skin glanced at the girl in Dashengdi's arms and said excitedly:
"Okay, go ahead and tell me."
"It's short and exciting, and it must be funny."
In his opinion, as long as Dashengdi started talking, he would hug the girl in Dashengdi's arms.
He calmly took his hand from the girl's shoulder and placed it on the table, saying:
"Once upon a time, there was a man who was very stupid."
"Always like to wear open-crotch pants..."
At this point, Rhino Skin couldn't help but burst into laughter, even though no one else was laughing.
then.
He turned around and was about to hug the girl sitting next to Luo Han Guo.
He still thought that girl was prettier.
Who knew that she had been prepared for this, and she grabbed his hand and said angrily:
"If I had known you were like this, I would never have come here."
"Always trying to take advantage."
Ah Hong stood up and said:
"That's right, why not just pay the bill and go."
Huatabing stood up and echoed:
"Yeah, let's pay the bill early and go to the disco to dance..."
Ah Hong: "No need."
"After dinner, you guys are trying every possible way to get physical."
"You still want to go dancing. You're thinking of something bad."
Aju also stood up and said:
"That's right, thanks for the lobster and the unfunny jokes."
"Let's go now. At least we can leave a better impression."
"let's go."
Luo Han Guo stood up hurriedly, "Hey, don't go, don't go, hey..."
Looking at their backs, Luo Han Guo looked at Rhino Hide and asked weakly:
"You won't blame me, will you?"
"It's none of my business."
Rhino Hide pointed at Luo Han Guo and said, "Who said it's none of your business?"
"You messed it up."
"I'm going to beat you up, little brat..."
As he said this, he raised a fist.
Luo Han Guo quickly turned around and ran away.
Rhino Skin chased and shouted:
"Stop, don't run..."
Dashengdi and Huatabing also followed suit.
At this time.
The waiter stopped Dashengdi and said:
"Sir, please follow me."
Dashengdi asked excitedly:
"How's it going? Did you find the wizard?"
Waiter: “We’ve found it.”
"Someone will take you there tomorrow at six o'clock."
Dashengdi said excitedly:
"it is good."
then.
When I was about to leave, I was stopped by the waiter.
The waiter pointed to the long table where they had just eaten and asked:
"The account over there..."
at this time.
The tour guide was sitting there alone.
Dasheng pointed at the guide and said:
"Give it to him and let him pay."
Waiter: "Okay, okay, thank you."
the next day.
Dashengdi arrived at the wizard's house on time.
The wizard's home was by the river, and someone rowed him there.
"Yes, the wizard's house is in front, you can go up by yourself."
"No, won't you translate for me?"
"This wizard speaks eighteen languages and speaks Mandarin even more fluently than you do. He doesn't need a translator."
"But you must not talk nonsense."
"So what if I just talk nonsense?"
"Yes... Anyway, it's very bad."
"Good luck."
at this time.
The ship has docked.
"Don't go, wait for me here."
After Dasheng got ashore, he turned around and said.
"Let's talk about it later."
"What do you mean later?"
"It depends on whether you have learned witchcraft or been bewitched."
"If it's witchcraft, then blood will ooze out of all your orifices and stain my boat."
Dashengdi frowned, hesitated for a moment, then turned and left.
When I walked into the wizard's house, I saw a man sitting on the ground with his hands clasped together and his eyes closed. There was a girl sitting next to him.
Without any hesitation, Dashengdi knelt down in front of him and said:
"Master, my name is Dashengdi."
"I came here with all my heart to learn witchcraft."
The man stretched out his hands and said:
"Stop talking so much nonsense and give me the money."
Dasheng said "Oh", reached into his trouser pocket, took out all the money and handed it to him.
He took a furtive glance and closed his eyes again.
However, he soon opened his eyes and grinned:
“There is no good or bad money, because all money is good.”
“There is no good or bad person, because all people are bad.”
"But there's good and bad witchcraft."
"Do you want to learn good witchcraft? Or bad witchcraft?"
Dasheng thought for a moment and asked:
“What’s the difference?
Wizard: "Good witchcraft benefits others without harming yourself."
"Bad witchcraft benefits oneself but harms others."
Dashengdi: "Of course he learned bad things."
The wizard stood up and said:
"Good, good choice."
"Because I don't know any good witchcraft."
"But first, tell me, what do you want to do by learning witchcraft?"