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Chapter 656 Immortal Techniques? This official can do that too!

Yang Shaofeng glanced at Lu Yuande, then turned his gaze to Wang Damaizi and laughed, "What about you? Confess? Or try the tortures of the Embroidered Uniform Guard first?"

Before Wang Damaizi could reply, Yang Shaofeng said with a smile, "Actually, I suggest you try the tortures of the Embroidered Uniform Guard first."

"After all, they are the emperor's personal guards, and the punishments in the imperial prison are not something that just anyone can experience."

"If you've ever experienced the tortures inflicted by the Embroidered Uniform Guard, even on your way to the Yellow Springs, wouldn't you be three points better off than someone like Lu Yuande?"

Wang Damaizi forced himself to stay alert, glanced at Lu Yuande, and then let out a cold laugh, saying, "Comparing yourself to a piece of trash like him?"

After mocking Lu Yuande, Wang Damazi turned around and said, "In fact, Yang Yuanqing is in charge of contacting all the officials in Laizhou Prefecture, Dengzhou Prefecture, Qingzhou Prefecture, and even all the coastal prefectures and counties in the entire Shandong Provincial Administration Commission."

“A good-for-nothing like Lu Yuande is nothing more than an official who knows about Laizhou Prefecture.”

“Things from other places are beyond his reach.”

Yang Shaofeng glanced at Wang Damaizi and asked, "Judging from your words, you know more?"

Wang Dama spat out the blood in his mouth and said arrogantly, "Of course. Which kidnapper in the entire Shandong Provincial Administration Commission and even in all the prefectures and counties along the coast of the Ming Dynasty doesn't obey my orders?"

As Wang Damaizi finished speaking, Lu Yuande quietly shifted his body to the side.

No.

Are you fucking stupid?

You're quite proud of yourself, aren't you?

You, Wang Damaizi, haven't seen how ruthless Yang Dianfeng was?

Wang Damaizi, enduring the pain, forced himself to straighten his back and said, "Since I've been captured by you lackeys, then I can only blame my bad luck. You can do whatever you want with me."

“However…” Wang Damaizi changed the subject: “I, Wang Damaizi, died for the sake of Immortal Master Shihang, and I will surely be able to join the ranks of immortals in the future. I will have no regrets in dying!”

Yang Shaofeng frowned slightly and asked, "Immortal Master? Have you witnessed Immortal Master Shihang's methods?"

Wang Damazi sneered and said, "I saw it with my own eyes!"

"The immortal master set up an altar to invite the gods, and within a few days, the Buddha's Dharma body broke through the ground in front of the altar."

"The immortal master set up an altar to worship the Buddha, and the Buddha's Dharma body emitted ten thousand rays of light."

"Such extraordinary abilities are beyond the comprehension of ordinary mortals like you?"

Hey!

Yang Shaofeng spat and said, "I originally thought that Immortal Master Shihang had some extraordinary abilities, but it turns out he's nothing but a pretentious charlatan."

Wang Damaizi glared fiercely at Yang Shaofeng and roared, "How dare you insult the Immortal Master!"

Yang Shaofeng couldn't help but chuckle and said, "Immortal Master? I can also use those so-called immortal techniques!"

Before Wang Damaizi could refute, Yang Shaofeng preemptively asked, "Did that bald monk choose to worship Buddha at night?"

Wang Damazi angrily retorted, "So what if it is! Can we, with our mortal bodies, possibly see the golden light of the Dharma body in broad daylight?"

Yang Shaofeng chuckled again and asked, "Can you smell the rosin? Can you smell the sulfur?"

"Is it really that hard to just mix some random stuff into the Buddha statue, put it behind it, and have someone light it during worship to release thousands of golden rays?"

"And that so-called Buddha statue sprouting from the ground—have you never farmed before, you son of a bitch?"

"If you've ever farmed, you should know that seeds will sprout."

"Place more beans or other seeds under the Buddha statue, and water it more often when no one is around. Once the seeds sprout, the Buddha statue will surely sprout from the soil."

At this point, Yang Shaofeng couldn't help but shake his head and sigh, "This kind of trick can only fool a bunch of idiots like you."

Wang Damaizi glared at Yang Shaofeng and shouted, "You, Yang the Madman, think you're so clever, but how could you possibly be a match for the methods of Immortal Master Shihang?"

"You could say that Master Shihang used pills to keep the dying person from taking their last breath."

"However, Master Shihang can make people see the fairyland without using any medicine. How do you explain such a method?"

Yang Shaofeng sneered and retorted, "Then let me ask you, do you still particularly want to see the fairyland again?"

Wang Damazi angrily retorted, "Is it wrong for a mere mortal to want to see a fairyland?"

Yang Shaofeng said, "Then let me ask you again, do you want to see the fairyland, or do you want to smell the scent you had when you first saw it?"

Wang Damaizi was slightly taken aback, and Yang Shaofeng continued, "I just told that idiot Lu Yuande that as long as the opium is purified before you inhale it, you can see the fairyland."

"In my opinion, the so-called immortal methods should involve keeping you in a small room. After a burst of exotic fragrance, you will gradually see the fairyland and even hear celestial music."

"Some people can see countless fairies."

"Some people can see countless gold and silver jewels."

"Some people may even see their enemies suffering in the deepest hell."

"Before you first see the fairyland, you might even feel a little uncomfortable, right?"

Wang Damaizi stared wide-eyed at Yang Shaofeng and exclaimed, "You've seen a fairyland!"

Yang Shaofeng stood up abruptly and kicked Wang Damaizi in the face, cursing, "You're the one who's seen a fairyland! Your whole family has seen a fairyland!"

Wang Damaizi was somewhat bewildered by the insults, and Yang Shaofeng continued to curse: "I just said it, that's fucking opium!"

"You idiot, can't you use your pig brain to think? If there really is a fairyland on earth, then wouldn't Your Majesty be the true Son of Heaven?"

"You idiots rebelling against the true dragon emperor is the same as rebelling against the Jade Emperor. You dare to rebel against the Jade Emperor, which god would dare to take you in?"

Wang Damai stared blankly at Yang Shaofeng.

Yes.

The emperor is the Son of Heaven, the son of God.

Rebelling against the emperor is the same as rebelling against the Jade Emperor.

After a long silence, Wang Damaizi tentatively asked, "Is the fairyland fake?"

Yang Shaofeng sneered and retorted, "What do you think?"

Wang Dama fell silent again, until after a long while he cried out in a shrill voice, "Fake! Fake! It's all fake! Damn it! That bastard scoundrel! He's cheated me so badly!"

Yang Shaofeng waved his hand and ordered, "Didn't this idiot just curse me? Take him away and slap him again, interrogate him thoroughly."

Chang Xiaojiu had just bowed in agreement when Wang Damaizi shouted frantically, "Wait a minute!"

"This humble citizen is willing to confess! Willing to confess!"

"Your Highness, there's no need to torture us any further! This humble subject will confess everything!"

Wang Damaizi is finished.

He was able to hold on before, entirely because of the title "Immortal Master".

Now that the immortal master's disguise has been exposed, Wang Damaizi's anger dissipated, and he could no longer hold on.