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Chapter 655 Specifically designed to fool you idiots



Chapter 655 Specifically designed to fool you idiots

Yang Shaofeng has always been a reasonable person.

Even though they had long wanted to beat Lu Yuande to death, they still followed the procedures step by step.

Yang Shaofeng is a very fair and just person.

Like Wang Damaizi, Lu Yuande also had four teeth removed, and his head was swollen like a pig's head.

Yang Shaofeng glanced at Lu Yuande and sneered, "I'm showing you with my actions how loose your tongue can cause trouble."

Lu Yuande was both surprised and angry, but Yang Shaofeng put on a smiling face, as if coaxing a child, and said, "Good boy, say thank you."

Bo Wu and Chang Xiao Jiu both looked away.

Lu Yuande mumbled incoherently, "You abused your power, you disregarded the law, you..."

Yang Shaofeng reached up and picked at his ear, mocking, "No matter how much I despise the law, I'm still no match for you bastards! You have no respect for the law!"

"Tell me, who contacted you, and who you contacted? You'd better give me a detailed account so you can avoid getting hurt."

"Otherwise..."

Lu Yuande looked at the four teeth in front of him and the blood he had just spat out.

Having been beaten so badly, haven't you already suffered physical pain?

So, how brutal can real physical pain be?

Seeing Lu Yuande's terrified appearance, Yang Shaofeng sneered and instructed Chang Xiaojiu: "Tell Lu Tongzhi about the tortures of our Embroidered Uniform Guard. If he thinks he can endure them, let him try them later."

常小九直接撇嘴,望着陆元德说道:“拶指?6?8、夹棍、?6?8挑筋去指、断手削足?6?8,这些没什么稀奇的,陆同知应该也知道。”

"As for the rest, such as ducks floating on water or inviting the enemy into a urn, even if Magistrate Lu has never seen them, he should at least have heard of them."

"So, we Jinyiwei don't use these punishments lightly, mainly because we've seen them many times and they're nothing new."

“The real tortures in our Embroidered Uniform Guard include spinal breaking, gut pulling, step-by-step promotion, and playing the pipa.”

“The punishments of breaking the spine and disemboweling are nothing special; they are just what they mean literally.”

"Promotion step by step, that's like smearing wet paper on your face, which is called promotion. As for how many layers you can get, it depends on how long you, Magistrate Lu, can endure it."

"The so-called 'playing the pipa'..."

Chang Xiaojiu glanced at Lu Yuande with ill intent and laughed, "It's about pinning the prisoner to the ground, controlling their hands and feet, lifting their shirt to expose their ribs, and then using a sharp knife to pluck back and forth on the prisoner's ribs, which looks like playing a pipa, hence the name."

Lu Yuande's heart skipped a beat, and he blurted out, "It's Yang Yuanqing and Master Shihang!"

"Your knowledge is limited; you only know Yang Yuanqing and Master Shihang!"

"All the officials and clerks in Laizhou Prefecture involved in this matter were contacted by Yang Yuanqing. I only helped them out a little!"

"As for the name Master Shihang, I heard it from Yang Yuanqing. It is said that he has the ability to see the heavens and the earth and can allow mortals to see the fairyland."

"..."

Lu Yuande explained everything clearly, but Yang Shaofeng frowned slightly.

According to the previous confessions of Xu Yan, the magistrate of Jiaoxian County, and Xiang Fei, the commander of Lingshan Guard, this case of the missing child is related to a man named Yang Yuanqing and his son Yang Zhongyuan.

But Lu Yuande has now dragged in a Master Shihang.

As is well known, Zhu Chongba, that old man, came from Guo Zixing's Red Turban Army, which was a smaller version of the White Lotus Sect.

Besides being professional rebels, the White Lotus Sect also specialized in performing supernatural and ghostly tricks.

So, is this Master Shihang involved with the White Lotus Sect?

Tsk tsk.

If Lu Yuande's so-called Master Shihang is indeed a member of the White Lotus Sect, then things will get very interesting.

Emperor Deng Xiaoping was originally from the White Lotus Sect. After becoming emperor, he relentlessly suppressed the White Lotus Sect, a group known for its rebellion.

Then, the White Lotus Sect created a so-called Master Shihang, who then colluded with Yang Yuanqing, a gentry from Jiangnan.

Is this an attempt to recreate the old Deng's rebellion?

While pondering this in his mind, Yang Shaofeng looked at Lu Yuande and asked, "Yang Yuanqing, Yang Zhongyuan and his son, and that so-called Master Shihang, how much do you know about them?"

Lu Yuande answered honestly, "I have some acquaintance with Yang Yuanqing, but I have never met Master Shihang and naturally know nothing about him."

After a slight pause, Lu Yuande quickly added, "Yang Yuanqing once sent me a divine medicine, which is said to have been made by Master Shihang himself. Although it cannot bring the dead back to life or heal the wounded, it can give the dying a moment of lucidity and even make them feel no pain when they are being attacked by knives and axes."

Yang Shaofeng scoffed and asked, "Since the so-called miraculous medicine can make a person feel no pain when being attacked by knives and axes, didn't you take it beforehand?"

Lu Yuande opened his mouth, wanting to angrily curse Yang Shaofeng, but he didn't have the guts.

After all, he hadn't taken that miracle drug.

Let alone being attacked with knives and axes, even having four teeth pulled out almost killed me from the pain!

Most importantly, who knew that you, Yang the Madman, would be so insane that you would find any excuse to have someone beat up an official of the imperial court?

They don't follow any official rules at all!

Just as Lu Yuande was inwardly cursing, Yang Shaofeng asked with a smile, "You just said that Master Shihang has all-knowing abilities. Did he foresee that the child abduction case would attract my personal investigation? Did he foresee that you, Magistrate Lu, would suffer a bloody disaster today?"

Lu Yuande was dumbfounded.

Wasn't this anticipated?

If even such a critical matter couldn't be foreseen in advance, then what is the truth behind the so-called all-powerful ability?

What if it has already been calculated in advance?

They foresaw this in advance but didn't tell me. Does that mean they don't care about my life or death at all?

wrong.

If he could really foresee it in advance, how could he not have foreseen it? I would have sold out Yang Yuanqing and Master Shihang together.

Or is it that they simply don't care whether I betray them or not?

Lu Yuande's head ached more and more as he thought about it.

Yang Shaofeng glanced at Lu Yuande and said sarcastically, "If you want to keep a dying person on their last breath, ginseng and Niuhuang Qingxin Pills might not be unable to do it."

"Opioids can bring a dying person back to life, so that they don't feel pain when being stabbed or stabbed."

"If you purify and ingest opium, seeing the fairyland won't be difficult."

"However, the paradise seen when you smoke opium is just an illusion, and it comes at the cost of overdrawing your body and lifespan."

"In short, these things all fall within the scope of medical explanation, so how the hell did they become superhuman abilities?"

"In my opinion, the so-called Master Shihang is nothing more than someone who knows a little about medicine and specializes in fooling you idiots."

As Yang Shaofeng finished speaking, Lu Yuande seemed to have all his energy drained away, becoming lifeless and listless.


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